Friday, September 14, 2012

Conception and the US conservatives

Conception happens when an angel cries a rainbow and then the baby Jesus comes down to earth and gives mommy a special hug that makes a raindrop fall on a dewdrop which falls on a flower which rolls onto a sunbeam, which covers mommy and daddy and makes them have a baby grow in mommy's tummy, right?

Except for when slutty slut sluts conceive, which happens when their Angry Feminist Vaginas devour a grown man whole and grind his bones into athiest fetus juice.